what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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