Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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