I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
lol hangovers are for mortals.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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