sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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