My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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