Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it's like iHOP with fire
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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