Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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