I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think your dad took our porno
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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