i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
