I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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