they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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