dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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