with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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