No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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