I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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