Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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