Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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