after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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