i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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