p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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