What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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