dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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