She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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