just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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