But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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