# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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