READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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