Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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