He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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