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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You dont lie about slip and slides
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I have tasted many bathrooms
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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