I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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