We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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