I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Non-Jews are for practice
I'm drive I can fine osifer
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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