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  whats up tonight?

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  Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Milquetoast, coolest word ever.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.

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  Did it?

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  Not as such, no.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.

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• (831): View more from California

  i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him

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  possibly by boat

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  & I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.

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