You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
My dick has a subreddit
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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