how can u be prego again
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
