Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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