Everything about him screamed your future.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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