You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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