I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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