Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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