You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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