ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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