playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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