Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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