I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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