Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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