In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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