Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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