There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
try to milk me bitch
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