my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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