I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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