how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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