id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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