that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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