It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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